misskatie:

first off: thanks to chris (bleys74) for having my cyber-back.

second off: guess whose mom got a cracked account…

 First off: No problem, you’re an amazing talent, a beautiful woman, and this guy is just a jerk.  I know he’s just trying to goad people on now, but I couldn’t help but say something.  Seriously, though, don’t worry too much about him, you’ve got a lot of supporters and fans, and it’s only gonna get better for you and your friends at Those Aren’t Muskets and Cracked.

Second off: Get ‘im sillywilly!

Third off: I hope you see this, I’m not really entirely sure how this Tumblr thing works, do you see my reposts?

misskatie:

and so it begins…

it’s good to know that some of the internet has my back.

 The price of internet fame I guess.  Don’t worry about it, you know how the internet is.  You know that saying, about putting monkeys in a room full of typewriters accidently writing Shakespeare.  It’s like that, but instead of monkeys it’s people, instead of typewriters, it’s the internet, and instead of Shakespeare, it’s impotent rage fueled hatred.  You’re beautiful, you know it, don’t even worry about it.

misskatie:

novazembla:

pinkyisthebrain:

dothestarswithyou:

quizzical:

bigmouthstrikes:

viciousone:

alittlebifurious:fuckyeahredhair:elvisramone:rinello:homosaywhat:(via avocadosalad:killpopmarry:olympicnoodle)

Christina Hendricks turned 15 women gay just by putting on those glasses. She made another 25 full blown lesbians by doing that thing with her tongue.

I might be one of the 25.  John is going to be so disappointed.

make that 26… 

Gotdamn.

Want.

Oh god oh god oh god

hot damn… i would be all up on that.

 I wish that I was a woman, so that she could turn me into a lesbian.  Curses!  Wait…what.  How did I get on Tumblr?

In need of people to follow on tumblr.  Joined because I was awesomely bored last night, but I only know one person on tumblr (and that person only kinda sorta).  Who else is on here?  Honestly, you don’t even really need to be that cool.  I’m not picky.  Maybe you did something cool, you know, like one time, back in the day.  Or if you live in a cool place (like Alaska?).  Maybe you know someone that’s cool, or even sort of cool.  Anything.  let me know, or just start following me here, and I’ll follow you.

That is the reason for my multi-platform assault on social media tonight.

The unhappiest moment of my life was the moment that I realized the person who had most held me back in life was me.  I mean, how do you live with a guy like that?  I don’t know if I’ve entirely forgiven him yet.  What a jerk.